Thursday, May 30, 2013

Battle of the Chooks

back in the batchelor pad - "Spagetti Head"

the chooks have decided to be flighted birds !
They've started a campaign much like that of Luftwaffe Stalag 13 
Jumping the fence, finding ways under the fence (aided by the dog) 
and taking a full frontal offensive on my Winter vegies ?

Its not like they couldn't have anywhere else on the farm
but they choose that little patch to demolish
a wing clipped means nothing (just a lack of gracefulness)

full free-range - are you mad !
i'm certain those garden magazines which prose
the delights of having hens in your garden
should be stitched up for false representation

not at my place
its garden or hens
and I know which side of the fence they should be on

P.S. anyone want a rooster ?
but that's another story
(stop laughing Tanya)

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